Xans Make Her Dance

The final instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’. Xanax Saved My Life: A Love Story should be the title of my book should I ever decide to write one. I went to Crate & Barrel with one of my best friends to pick out household appliances for her new...

Anxious Not Like Ginuwine

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’. Anxiety is no joke. It’s up there with love on how elusive and intense it is or can be. It’s a feeling that can hardly be explained. The only thing I can say is that it’s one of the only  feelings...

Confident Like Soulja Boy

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’. My confidence level (if you haven’t caught on) plummeted. My identity fled. I was boy-less and job-less. The person I knew and the job that served as my identity within the “adult” world was now gone. When people asked “what do...

The Divorce Is Final

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’. If you haven’t already figured out by the title, I lost my “friends”. I put quotes around ‘friends’ because funny enough they weren’t friends at all. These were people in my life for what seemed like forever who simultaneously masqueraded as...

Projecting Like Chris Kraus

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’ Most of my free time has been spent thinking about ‘him’. Firstly, I’d like to think this is partly because I had been doing freelance work for a while and the vast amount of free time allowed for him and my...

Nicki Minaj Feelin’ Myself

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’ Nicki Minaj among other amazing female artists like Sia, Robyn, and DJ Venus X have quite literally become my saving grace. I remember waiting for one of my friends in Bryant Park right before Ghostbusters was about to start. I was...

Boycott Boyfriends 2015

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’ I’m on this no boyfriend kick right now. It’s a really strict diet. I usually have this tendency of jumping from one relationship to another and right now I’m trying to avoid that. It’s excruciatingly hard. Love and boys are cool,...

Are You An Upper or Downer?

The latest instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment: Write about Your Ex’ I’m not going to lie. A large portion of why I decided to check myself in and go back to therapy was for the prescription pills. Now before you cast your judgements, stones, preconceived notions, and whatever else, my reasoning is...

My Therapist Knows You on a First Name Basis

The third instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment- Write About Your Ex’  I joined the psychiatry coalition four months ago and at first it seemed extremely beneficial and necessary, but being that my sessions are just 45 minutes, I feel like I’m constantly reacquainting myself and catching my therapist up to speed. I always...

Megan Tatem

Megan is a lazy 23 year old artist living in New York. She looks her best and makes her best work right after a panic attack. You can find her illustrations, photographs, and designs here: www.megantatem.com Instagram

You Drove Me Crazy Like Britney Spears in ’06

The second instalment of, ‘My Therapist Gave Me An Assignment- Write About Your Ex’  I kid you not, I was (basically) five hair cuts away from shaving my hair off and attacking an uber van after replaying my breakup over and over in my head. Getting dumped in Union Square was both partially embarrassing and partially...